Please don't feed the children
Woman in line to buy treats for her kids to feed the animals in the petting zoo:
Remember these ain't for you 'uns to eat!
The Fabric of our Lies
Man turns to his son and points out a white, wooly lamb:
Look Josh, that's where cotton comes from!
Damn you & your sunshine, fresh air & deadly flying insects Mother Nature
The Jacob family spends their Sunday evening relaxing on the lawn; a few days after April was stung by a wasp in the laundry room...
April shrieks and swats her arms frantically as wasp zooms nearby:
That's it! I'm going inside! This is unacceptable!
Jon looks up from watching Matilda swim in her kiddie pool:
What is? Nature?
