One lucky redneck's gonna smell sexy this Christmas
Old lady barges in front of us & hands an Axe Body Spray gift set to the Walmart greeter:
"I gotta go get a cart, but this here's the last one of these in Caldwell County and I cain't have nobody taking it!"
Damn your alluring aroma Justin Bieber...
2 middle aged women peruse the perfume counter at Belk
Lady #1: (holds up tester) "Smell it? That's Bieber."
Lady #2: "Mmnn...smells good!"
Lady #1: "This uns Taylor Swift"
Lady #2: "Hold on, I still got Bieber up my nose."
As sassy as they wanna be
Grandmother & Granddaughter looking for clothes in Magic Mart
Granddaughter: "Mawmaw, you gots to git you somma these fuzzy pants! They're only $5.99!"
Grandma: "I don't think anybody's behind should be advertising that it's "SASSY"...especially mine."
Columbus' direct route to India finally starts paying dividends
Lady checking out the spice selection at Aldi
"Koo-mun, Ginger, Curry...I cain't believe they got all these exotic spices for only .99 cents!"
